Pssst… the NSFW ones are at the end
BY SOFIE ROOS, IMAGE BY COTTONBRO STUDIO
I’m Sofie Roos, a licensed sexologist and relationship therapist, as well as author for Passionerad – a Swedish relationship and sex positive online magazine, and here are some pickup lines working for lesbians and sapphics that I love. They range from fun, witty and corny. I’ve also saved the NSFW ones for last.
These are perfect both for singles looking for openers on dating apps or when flirting IRL, and for sapphics in a relationship who’d like to flirt more with their partner!
#1 “I think that lipstick of yours would look great on me, or what do you think?”
#2 “Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile!”
#3 “Les-bi-honest, I can see you need a drink.”
#4 Go to someone you think is sapphic and ask: “Have you found any pretty guys yet?”. If they reply something with them not being into men, then say “Not me either” and take it from there!
#5 “Do you listen to girl in red?”
#6 “I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”
#7 “I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
#8 “Hey, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight.” *then give her your phone number*
#9 “You make my knees weak, and I couldn’t stand straight because I’m gay!”
#10 “My friend over there wants to know if you think I’m cute.”
#11 You: “Hey girl, you wanna come over and eat what my mum made?” Girl: “What did your mum make?” You: “Me!” (This one’s quite NSFW, but also corny).
#12 “Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.”
#13 “I heard you like bad girls. Luckily for you, I’m bad at everything.” *Tries to wink but closes both eyes*
#14 “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
#15 “What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
#16 “I just parked my U-Haul outside.”
#17 “You are way too beautiful to be drinking alone; may I join you?”
#20 “You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”
#21 “I’d get rid of every chair in the world just so you’d sit on my face.” (Bear in mind this one’s quite NSFW)
#22 “Are you gay enough to have a drink with me?”
#23 This one’s great for DIVA readers across the pond. “Hey girl, are you from the South? Cause you’re the only Tennessee (ten I see!)”
#24 “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
#25 “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”
#26 “Hey girl, you know what you should lower for me? Your standards.”
#27 “You’re like a beaver to my river. ‘Cause DAM!”
#28 “Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
#29 “I really like you and I am absolutely hitting on you.”
#30 “Heard you like bad boys. Well I’m a terrible boy. I’m a woman.”
#31 “I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
#32 “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
#33 *Draw a line on a piece of paper. Get their attention and slide the paper to them. When they pick it up and ask what it is, say “It’s a pick up line!”
#34 “Damn babe, I’m not a firefighter, you can’t just be walking around this hot.”
#35 “I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
#36 “Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?”
#37 “There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
9 NSFW lines one can do with a partner or someone you know
Disclaimer: These are not appropriate to drop on someone you don’t know and that you don’t have a dynamic it works well with! So don’t use these when hitting on strangers!
#1 “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand.”
#2 “You remind me of a happy meal, because I am going to make you come with a toy inside.”
#3 “Buckle up and strap on, we’re in for a fun night!”
#4 “Hey, my socks are having a party, maybe your pants want to join?”
#5 “How about we get out of here and make a sandwich out of my face and your thighs?”
#6 “I don’t have a degree in language, but I’d love to show you how I’m still a cunning linguist.”
#7 “Are you open all evening? Cause I’m looking to eat out tonight!”
#8 “I hope you brought an umbrella, because it’s about to get real wet.”
#9 “Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.”
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